Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries Divorce Trial

Our national nightmare will not end for at least another three months.

The day after Kris Humphries' lawyer peaced out on his client and also trashed Humphries for claiming he can annul his marriage to Kim Kardashian, a judge has set a trial date for this pair to finally hash it all out.

They will meet in court on May 6.

Kardashian's attorney fought for a date next month, but nothing was available until well into the spring.

By now, everyone (unfortunately) knows the particulars:

• Kris and Kim were married for 72 days.
• Kim has been pushing for a divorce for well over a year.
• Humphries has been stalling and claiming the marriage ought to be annulled because he was duped into a union Kim knew was phony from the start.
• In other words: he's holding out to embarrass Kim, irritate Kim or force Kim into giving him a ton of money. Or a combination of each.

Oh, and a pregnant Kim Kardashian is expecting Kanye West's baby. Good times all around.

Octomom: Topless! Stripping! Putting on A LOT of Weight!

Octomom Nadya Suleman spent Valentine’s Day giving South Florida strip club goers a topless show, and showing off her significantly heavier physique.

It was the first three-night engagement at T’s in West Palm Beach, according to Gossip Extra, which got a couple of amazing pictures from the affair.House strippers apparently little pink octopuses in the packed club as bouncers stuffed a deluge of tips that rained on stage during Octomom’s show.

“That’s how hard I’m trying to take care of my kids,” she said.

Truly, she is nothing if not dedicated to their well being.

She's put on a considerable about of weight since the release of the Octomom porn in 2012, but that didn't seem to be an issue for the crowd at T's.

There's still time to head over there today and tomorrow. Check out a pair of (NSFW) Nadya Suleman photosafter the jump and see what we mean ...

Kris Humphries to Kim Kardashian: Annul Us!

Like a power forward who finds his way down to the post and gains solid position on his opponent... Kris Humphries is not budging.

Despite Kim Kardashian divorce demands and complaints now actually involving her unborn child - Kim says stress from Kris is threatening the fetus - a source tells People that Humphries has not changed his stance.

"Kris only wants an annulment," an insider tells the magazibe. "He never wanted to be married more than once and he feels like she cheated him out of the chance to have a real, loving marriage."

Indeed, Humphries continues to insist that the "entire marriage was a fraud" and, no, he doesn't care about the Kim Kardashian baby on the way.

"He feels that even if she's pregnant, she still has to deal with the mess she made," the source says.

Kardashian is due in July and is urging a judge to begin a divorce trial as soon as possible. She insists, of course, that she never defrauded Humphries in any way.

"I wish this issue to be tried immediately so that this false claim can be put to rest and I can move on with my life," Kim wrote in papers filed last month with the Los Angeles Superior Court.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Pose Like Jesus

On vacation this week in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West strolled past the iconic Christ the Redeemer statue.

Did they snap photos like any regular, respectful tourist? Tweet their affection for Lord and Savior? Or actually strike the same pose as Jesus Christ Himself?

Do we really need to tell you the answer?

The Kim Kardashian baby bump is definitely prominent in the above photo, but we somehow doubt it's the aspect most readers will focus on.

Miley Cyrus Blasts Perez Hilton for Ed Westwick Romance Rumor

Yesterday afternoon, Perez Hilton posted a story that said Miley Cyrus was spotted hanging out this week with Ed Westwick, implying a romance between the singer and the former Gossip Girl star.

And Miley - who is engaged to Liam Hemsworth, of course - is taking this rumor sitting down... so she can blast the celebrity gossip blogger on Twitter!

"@perezhilton hope you find love one day but can you not f--k with mine," Cyrus wrote. "I've never been with Ed W in my life. I was at the studio last night working on my record and never left with anyone other than my assistant..."

Cyrus then referred to Hilton's self-proclaimed "enlightenment" last year, where he promised to no longer bully.

"what happened to your promise to spread love not lies," she continued. "And to be a decent human being with values and morals??? Dude u ask for people to respect you and your relationships I demand the same thing."

Miley then concluded her rant on a positive note:

"@perezhilton hope this message finds you happy and healthy... feel free to ask me whatever u want but I can't tolerate lies. Thanks for understand. Blessings x."

Wow. You go, girl! Need we even ask here if you're on Team Miley or Team Perez?

Chris Daughtry Weight Loss Photos: Shirtless, Ripped!

The American Idol Season 5 contestant, who somehow placed fourth before going on to become one of the show's most successful alumni, is definitely its hottest.

The 33-year-old rocker put his Twitter to very good use by showing how fit he's become since dedicating himself to that three years ago. Goodness.

In case you thought the image above is doctored, it's not ... check out an un-retouched image of Chris Daughtry shirtless from a few months back.

Exercise and a diet of healthy recipes. It totally works.

Kate Gosselin: So BULLIED By People Online!

Kate Gosselin is speaking out against bullying online and revealing the "deep scars" caused by some of the cruel comments people have made about her.The mother of eight opened up to BullyVille in a piece titled “My Experience with Real Life and Internet Bullying.” It's about ... well, peeps bullying her.

Kate Gosselin says she was tormented in middle school, then again in recent years with “adult bullying.” Kate says simply, “I’ve been bullied. A lot."

“Most of my memories are made up of confusing emotional struggles to figure out who I was and where I fit in," says the former spouse of Jon Gosselin.

"I was definitely bullied back then and the cruel comments and mean displays are memories that have left deep scars that remain with me til this day."

"Bullying made me feel insecure, alone, ugly, powerless, and hopeless at times.”

She calls this a “horrible disease” with no cure and says bullying via the Internet became very evident after her family gained fame on Jon and Kate Plus 8.

“When my life became very public in 2006 with the airing of our show ... I was honestly surprised that ‘adult bullying’ via the Internet existed,” Kate says.

“I am a positive person by nature and the fact that people flock to the Internet to make ugly, hurtful, untrue comments about myself and my family shocked me!”

Kate says she tries to tune out the “haters” and/or turn their bullying ways around by channeling that negativity into motivation to succeed in life.

“I ignore most of the hate and lies," she insists. "Since bullies come from a place of jealousy, I try not to let any of their vile dangerous words permeate me.”

"I have better things to do. I have eight wonderful children who need a mother to show them the love and support that surrounds them, not retaliation and bitterness."

“I use my haters as my motivators. If they say I can’t do it, rest assured I WILL do it. And I won’t stop until I’ve succeeded in achieving any given goal."

What do you think of Kate's comments? Have people been too hard on her? Or is she ignoring the fact that her own actions were public and justly criticized?

Kris Humphries Trade: Headed to Charlotte?

Kris Humphries may be dragging out his divorce from Kim Kardashian, but the Brooklyn Nets are reportedly on the verge of splitting from the rebounding power forward.

ESPN's Chris Broussard reports that the Nets are on the verge of dealing Humphries to the Charlotte Bobcats, receiving shooting guard Ben Gordan in return as the principal player in the deal.

Kris lost his starting job many weeks ago in Brooklyn. He's only averaging 6 points and 6.4 rebounds per game.

With the Nets, at least, Humphries was part of a winning organization. But the Bobcats are 11-37 and own the worst record in the league - by a wide margin.

Kris Humphries playing for the biggest losers in professional basketball? Some might say this is appropriate.

Justin Bieber Weed Photos: More to Come?

A new Justin Bieber pot smoking scandal may be on the way.

According to TMZ, new photos of the singer getting high are being shopped around the Internet. They feature Justin and Lil Za enjoying themselves some Mary Jane while outside a home in Los Angeles.

Za is the same person who was caught driving Bieber's Ferrari early this morning without a license.

A few weeks ago, of course, Bieber was caught smoking up with Lil Twist, clearly holding a lit joint at a party. He later took to Twitter in response and promised to "be better."

TMZ has reached out to Bieber's camp for a comment. So far, nothing.