A Fearsome Five-Foot Shark is Made to Look Like Small Fry When it Meets a Real Sea Predator

Scared of going in the ocean because you are frightened of sharks? Don't worry, there is a lot worse out there.

These fishermen were reeling in a fearsome 5-ft long black tip shark and were on the verge of hauling it into their boat when a dark shadow came up from the deep.

In one flash, a goliath grouper fish burst from the water and took their catch away from them.

In one bite a shark as big as a human adult disappears!

The fishermen dance around the boat in shock, no doubt wondering what would have happened if one of them had been in the water.

'Woooooooooooooow! Oh my God! Oh my God did he just eat it?' one shouts.

'It just grapped a freakin' ...(shark)!'

The incident happened a few days ago off the coast of Bonita Springs Florida, August 2014.

Giant grouper fish can grow over 10-ft long, weigh as much as 790-lbs  and have massive mouths that swallow their prey whole, using heavy crushing teeth to digest the meal rather than biting.

There have been unconfirmed reports of them attacking humans although their preferred diet is other fish and octopuses, sea turtles, sharks and barracudas.

The footage has become an instant YouTube hit, the attraction summed up by one viewer, Smh, who wrote: "Damn nature....you scary."

Fidel Jiron Jr wrote: "So this poor shark thought its day was already bad, then it just gets worse," while Corey M said: "I was a snorkel guide in Key West for some time, and during my time down there in the water I ran into a Goliath Grouper a couple of times. These guys are seriously huge!"

Paramedics and Cops Were Called After the Football Legend Was Seen Slumped Outside his Flat Clutching a Bottle of Vodka

Ex-England ace Paul Gascoigne was being treated in hospital today as he faces being made homeless following another drinking binge.

Paramedics and cops were called after the football legend was seen slumped outside his flat clutching a bottle of vodka.

He was in the process of being evicted by his landlord from the property where neighbours had recently complained of the noise.

As he was taken away from his £3million rented penthouse apartment in the exclusive Sandbanks area of Poole, Dorset, Gazza phoned a friend to say: “I am in trouble, please can you come and help me.”

He was being treated at Poole Hospital tonight.

A friend said: “It is very sad. But the reality is Paul has been drinking for the past few weeks and once that happens things will only end one way.

“Today things came to a head. He has had a lot on his plate as he is in the process of trying to find somewhere to live.

“His landlord had given him 10 days to get out of the flat and it was weighing on his mind. Obviously things became too much for him in the past couple of days and he has turned back to the bottle.”

On Tuesday morning Paul was seen in a WHSmith near his plush home, which has a balcony overlooking the ocean.

He appeared drunk and unsteady on his feet as he posed for pictures with pals.

Today a spokesman for the star confirmed he was aware of the incident at Gazza’s apartment.

A spokeswoman for South West Ambulance Service confirmed paramedics were called to attend to a patient in the area this afternoon.

The troubled retired former midfielder has been locked in a life-and-death struggle with booze for years.

His latest rehab stint was in January when he checked into a £6,000-a-month clinic in Southampton.

This was at least his seventh attempt to get professional help to quit alcohol.

Our pictures come after Gazza reportedly signed to play for Abbey Windows FC in Bournemouth’s Sunday football league - for a fee of just £8.

Gazza, who now lives in Dorset, could be turning out in Bournemouth’s Sunday league for Abbey Windows FC.

Business growth slows in China and Europe Russia sanctions still to bite

Euro zone private business activity expanded slower than expected in August, despite widespread price cutting. This is before the full effects of sanctions imposed on and by Russia over Ukraine are felt.

Meanwhile, China's manufacturing activity hit a three-month low in August and a Reuters poll showed Japan's economic recovery is likely to be modest despite a small acceleration in the factory sector.

Data due later from the United States is expected to show a similar slowdown.

"If you take all these things together we are clearly looking at a global economy that doesn't have a huge amount of momentum behind it," said Peter Dixon at Commerzbank.

Markit's Composite Purchasing Managers' Index (PMI) for the euro zone will provide gloomy reading for the European Central Bank (ECB) as it showed the big two economies of Germany and France struggling.

Based on surveys of thousands of companies across the region and a good indicator of overall growth, the Composite Flash PMI fell to 52.8 from July's 53.8, far short of expectations in a Reuters poll for a modest dip to 53.4.

However, readings above 50 do indicate expansion and Markit said the data point to third-quarter economic growth of 0.3 percent, matching predictions from a Reuters poll last week. EUGDPQ

But there are challenges facing the economy now that it didn't have to worry about a few months ago.

Europe and others in the West imposed economic sanctions on Moscow over the Kremlin's support for rebels in eastern Ukraine, prompting a tit-for-tat response from Russian President Vladimir Putin.

"It is clearly premature to start fretting about a new downturn," said Martin van Vliet at ING. "That said, with geopolitical tensions increasingly posing a threat to the subdued and fragile upturn it is clearly premature to assume that the ECB's easing work is fully done."

Companies in Europe are beginning to show signs of strain.

Germany's Adidas (ADSGn.DE), the world's number-two sportswear firm, cut its profit target due to the rouble's fall and increasing risks to Russian consumer sentiment. Brewer Heineken (HEIN.AS) said its sales volume in Russia fell by a "low-double digit" percentage.

The composite PMI in Germany - Russia's biggest trade partner in the European Union which has already seen exports to the country plunge in the first half of the year - fell to 54.9 from 55.7. For France, the euro zone's second largest economy, the Composite PMI rose from 49.4 to the break-even mark at 50, meaning it is neither expanding nor contracting.

In Britain, which does not use the euro, consumers have been the main driver of the country's economic recovery which began last year. But retail sales rose in July at a weaker pace than expected.

ISIS Demanded Ransom From U.S. Before Killing Reporter

In fact, until recently, ISIS had a very different list of demands for Mr. Foley: The group pressed the United States to provide a multimillion-dollar ransom for his release, according to a representative of his family and a former hostage held alongside him. The United States — unlike several European countries that have funneled millions to the terror group to spare the lives of their citizens — refused to pay.
The issue of how to deal with ISIS, which like many terror groups now routinely trades captives for large cash payments, is acute for the Obama administration because Mr. Foley was not the lone American in its custody. ISIS is threatening to kill at least three others it holds if its demands remain unmet, The New York Times has confirmed through interviews with recently released prisoners, family members of the victims and mediators attempting to win their freedom.

Sensitive to growing criticism that it had not done enough, the White House on Wednesday revealed that a United States Special Operations team tried and failed to rescue Mr. Foley — a New Hampshire native who disappeared in Syria on Nov. 22, 2012 — as well as the other American hostages during a secret mission this summer. Mr. Obama said the United States would not retreat until it had eliminated the “cancer” of ISIS from the Middle East.

ISIS also appears determined to increase the pressure on Washington. It has now threatened to kill a second of its hostages, Steven J. Sotloff, a freelance journalist for Time magazine who was being held alongside Mr. Foley.

In the video uploaded to YouTube on Tuesday, the screen goes dark after Mr. Foley is decapitated. Then the ISIS fighter is seen holding Mr. Sotloff in the same landscape of barren dunes, wearing an orange jumpsuit and his hands cuffed behind his back. “The life of this American citizen, Obama, depends on your next decision.”

Along with the three Americans, ISIS is holding citizens of Britain, which like the United States has declined to pay ransoms, former hostages confirmed. The terror group has sent a laundry list of demands for the release of the foreigners, starting with money but also prisoner swaps, including the liberation of Aafia Siddiqui, an M.I.T.-trained Pakistani neuroscientist with ties to Al Qaeda currently incarcerated in a prison in Texas. The policy of not making concessions to terrorists and not paying ransoms has put the United States and Britain at odds with other European allies, who have routinely paid significant sums to win the release of their nationals — including four French and three Spanish hostages who were released this year after money was delivered through an intermediary, according to two of the victims and their colleagues.

Kidnapping Europeans has become the main source of revenue for Al Qaeda and its affiliates, which have earned at least $125 million in ransom payments in the past five years alone, according to an investigation by The Times. Although ISIS was recently expelled from Al Qaeda and abides by different rules, recently freed prisoners said that their captors were well aware of what ransoms had been paid on behalf of European nationals held by Qaeda affiliates as far afield as Africa, indicating that they were hoping to abide by the same business plan.

While government and counterterrorism officials insist that paying ransoms only perpetuates the problem, the policy has meant that captured Americans have little chance of being released. A handful succeeded in running away, and even fewer were rescued in special operations. The rest are either held indefinitely — or else killed.

In an opinion article for Reuters, David Rohde, a columnist for the news service and a former foreign correspondent for The Times who was kidnapped by the Taliban, said that the uneven approach to ransoms may have cost Mr. Foley his life.

“The payment of ransoms and abduction of foreigners must emerge from the shadows. It must be publicly debated,” wrote Mr. Rohde, who escaped his yearlong custody of the Taliban only when he climbed out a window and freed himself. “American and European policy makers should be forced to answer for their actions.”

Mr. Foley, a freelance videographer and reporter for GlobalPost and Agence France-Presse, went missing 21 months ago in a town 25 miles south of the Turkish border. According to Nicole Tung, a close friend and fellow photojournalist, who gave an account of Mr. Foley’s activities before his capture, he had spent weeks in Syria documenting the country’s spiral into civil war, narrowly avoiding a falling tank shell. The normally calm reporter — who had come under fire in Afghanistan and had been kidnapped a year earlier in Libya — was rattled.

As the Thanksgiving holiday approached in 2012, he contacted Ms. Tung, and they made plans to meet for a few days across the border in Turkey. When Mr. Foley did not show up at the hotel at 5 p.m. as planned, Ms. Tung began calling his cellphone, finally reaching his translator.

The man explained that Mr. Foley had stopped at an Internet cafe to file his last images in Binesh, Syria. Soon after, armed men sped up behind his car and forced Mr. Foley out at gunpoint.

“I was sitting on the bed, in this depressing, dark hotel; the fact that the fixer answered the phone — when Jim was not answering his — was the cue that something had gone terribly wrong,” said Ms. Tung, who immediately contacted Mr. Foley’s family and editors.

Across the ocean at his home in Cambridge, Mass., the chief executive and co-founder of GlobalPost, Philip Balboni, reached for his Blackberry and had a terrible sense of foreboding: The email informing him of Mr. Foley’s abduction was almost an exact replay of the horror his staff had endured a year earlier, when Mr. Foley was kidnapped with three others by Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi’s forces in Libya.

“We had joked that we needed to take away his passport,” Mr. Balboni said Wednesday. “I don’t want to say it was déjà vu, but in a way, it was,” he added. “It just turns your life upside down — in one way, I knew what was coming, but I did not know the fullness of it.”

When he was executed this week, Mr. Foley became the second Western reporter to be killed by Islamic extremists since 2002, when Daniel Pearl, a Wall Street Journal reporter, was beheaded by a top Qaeda operative. Mr. Pearl’s murder was praised by a leading ideologue in a how-to manual that promoted the tactic of kidnapping foreigners. Since then, the terror network has turned to abducting Westerners to finance itself — seizing more than 50 foreigners in the past five years, almost all of whom were released after their governments paid sizable ransoms, according to a review of the known cases by The Times.

However, in Iraq, where ISIS was founded, commanders grabbed foreigners for the sole purpose of killing them. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the leader of Al Qaeda in Iraq, became known as the “Sheikh of the Slaughterers” because he personally decapitated his foreign captives.

Jersey Shore's Ronnie Magro and Sammi Giancola Break Up for Good

"We were drifting apart and not really spending any time together," Magro told PEOPLE at the premiere of former costar Jenni "JWoww" Farley's new film,Jersey Shore Massacre, out Aug. 22. 

After splitting and rekindling their romance several times on the show, the couple finally parted ways two months ago, he says. 

"I still care about her," he said, adding that he's not ready to date again. "She's a great girl, but we were growing distant. It was for the best." 
For now, Magro says, he's getting practice for his own future family playing uncle to JWoww's 5-week-old daughter Meilani, with her fiancé Roger Mathews. 

Adds Magro: "She's really squirmy and looks just like Roger!" 

Austin Hatch Plane Crash Survivor Plays First College Basketball Game

Hatch, 19, played the final three minutes of the second half of a pre-season game in Italy, according to Michigan Athletics. 

He didn't score, but the fact he was able to play at all is a miracle in and of itself given the near-fatal injuries Hatch sustained in the crashes. 

His father, Stephen, and his stepmother died in the 2011 plane crash that he – and one of his dogs – somehow survived. 

Hatch had just verbally committed to the University of Michigan nine days prior. 

In 2003, Hatch and his father – who was the pilot in both accidents – survived a crash that claimed the lives of his mother and two siblings. 

After the second crash, Hatch had to learn to walk and talk all over again after emerging from an eight-week-long, medically-induced coma, he said at a November press conference. 

He is still trying to regain all of his cognitive abilities, he said. 

"As you can imagine, it has been a heck of a journey to get here," Hatch said Sunday, according to quotes released by Michigan Athletics. "Playing basketball at the University of Michigan has been my goal since I was a little kid." 

Having him on the court "was a special moment" for his head coach as well, said Michigan's John Beilein. 

"Austin even led us in the fight song after the game was over," he said. "It was a great moment for our team; however, it was truly special for Austin and his grandfather, Jim, who was here in the stands." 

Leading the fight song was "unreal," Hatch said. 

"To lead the team in the fight song after the game is a big tradition," he said, adding that he'd watched it on his visits to the campus. 

"I always thought to myself, 'I hope someday I am in a position to do that,' " he said. 

Hatch's year has been full of many such emotional moments. 

His first day back on the basketball court was in January, and he scored a three-pointer in his first game for Loyola High in California, causing his coach and teammates to flood the court – and earning them a technical foul. 

"It was the best technical foul I've ever been a part of," Loyola Coach Jamal Adams told the Los Angeles Times. 

"It was unbelievable what that kid has gone through and how hard he's worked," Adams said. "That kid has taught me you can come back from anything, that nothing is impossible." 

Dave Grohl is a father again!

The rocker and wife Jordyn Blum recently welcomed their third child, his rep confirms to PEOPLE.

The baby is a girl named Ophelia, according to an obituary in The Vindicator published Aug. 8 in honor of Grohl’s journalist father, Jim Grohl, who died Aug 6.

She joins big sisters Violet Maye, 8, and Harper Willow, 5.

Grohl, 45, and Blum, 38, revealed they were expecting at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony in April, when the dad-to-be posed with his hand on Blum’s bump.

The David Grohl Alley Scholarship Program also congratulated the new parents on Facebook and offered condolences for the elder Grohl’s death.

“The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away,” the Aug. 8. post read.

The Foo Fighters’ new album, Sonic Highways, will be released in November.

Meg Ryan Decide To broke With John Mellecamp

The actress, 52, and the rocker, 62, split recently after dating for more than three years, PEOPLE has confirmed. 

"It was the distance," a source tells PEOPLE. "She lives in New York and he resides in Indiana. It was the long distance that ultimately was the cause." The pair – who were last spotted together in May – became an item in late 2010, shortly after Mellencamp's split from wife Elaine after 18 years of marriage.But Indiana native Mellencamp had expressed his unhappiness at calling New York City home. "I'm too sensitive to live there," he told Rolling Stone in December. "I can't see poor people. I can't see the suffering. I can't see the trash on the streets." When it comes to paparazzi attention, he added, "I don't like it for [Ryan]. "I'm not leaving Indiana. I'm going to die here." Both stars have big projects coming up: Mellencamp, a father of five, is poised to release his 22nd album, Plain Spoken, in November. Meanwhile, Ryan, who has son Jack, 22, with ex-husband Dennis Quaid, and daughter Daisy, 9, has been busy working on her directorial debut, Ithaca, a WWII coming-of-age drama that's being executive-produced by Ryan's Sleepless in Seattle costar Tom Hanks. The film marks a major return to Hollywood for the very private actress, who has deliberately avoided the spotlight since making her last major film, 2008'sThe Women. The onetime soap star had been poised to make her small-screen return this fall with a new pilot and the role of the narrator in the planned How I Met Your Mother spin-off, but neither show was picked up. They kept a low profile during the past three years, stepping out together for the occasional industry event and being spotted now and again on the streets of New York. 

Lindsay Lohan Show Her Sided Boobs and Ice bucket Challenge with Jimmy Fallon

Clearly, none of us have forgotten that one picture of her in Ibiza, and now the young actress has stepped out in an outfit that is, well, hard to explain (but we'll do our best). LiLo was photographed leaving The Bowery Hotel in New York City wearing an all-black ensemble that consisted of sequin shorts and a see-through blouse that looked like a bib and made it very easy to see Lindsay's (possibly see-through?) .

Meanwhile, it looks like Lindsay is one of the latest celebs to take on the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, and she did it in front of a live audience!

The actress, who was strutting a different all-black outfit while appearing on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, shared a photo of her getting a bucket full of ice water dumped on her head by Jimmy Fallon during an appearance on the show.

Lady Gaga is The Clone of Amy Whinehouse

Gaga posted the following black-and-white selfie to her Instagram account on Saturday, August 16. In it, she's wearing a lacy bra, her black hair (likely a wig) teased in Winehouse's signature 'do, with a heavy black liner framing her eyes. She captioned the pic, "Off to Australia. Will be dreaming of my Aussie Monsters."

Taylor Swift New Song (watch video)

The clip is directed by Mark Romanek, who's responsible for such famous videos as Madonna's "Bedtime Story," Michael & Janet Jackson's "Scream," Fiona Apple's "Criminal" and Johnny Cash's "Hurt." It combines the complimentary art forms of ballet and twerking, which means we can count Natalie Portman and Miley Cyrus among Swift's recent influences.

As predicted, the singer also announced a new album, titled "1989" (the year Swift was born) and inspired by listening to "a lot of late-'80s pop." It's due out Oct. 27.

Khloe Kardashian Still in a Secret Love With Lamar Odom

“What am I supposed to do with it?” she said on the episode. “I don’t want to remove it. I like tattoos on my hands, but I could change the words.”

Kim Kardashian suggested that she could get “VE” put on the end to spell out, “Love,” but it does still seem a little strange for her to keep a tattoo dedicated to Lamar after he apparently cheated. Plus, we’re guessing her new beau, French Montana, isn’t too crazy about that either.

However, he may just realize she isn’t fully over her ex.

Khloe Defends Lamar Odom

Later on the episode, Kim meets French for the first time when she crashes his appearance at an LA club — and Lamar shows up. However, when the security says they’re not going to let Lamar in to avoid drama, Khloe feels bad!

She actually said during the episode that she didn’t want to “humiliate” him.

“I said, ‘Of course let him in. Don’t you dare not let him into the place,'” she said during a confessional. “I’m not a spiteful person. I don’t care, I’m not going to ban you from a club. That’s pretty petty in my opinion.”

Kendall Jenner New But Weird Hair Style

The stylish teen is at again! Kylie just can’t get enough of changing her hair! She uploaded a picture on August 16 debuting her new hair color — she recently just shaved the under part of her hair and now she’s dyed it blue! We are loving the pop of color, but what do you guys think?

Shay Mitchell Nice Use of Lipstick for a Sexy Appearance

On August 16, the Pretty little Liars star attended BeautyCon, which is a conference for the most influential internet icons in the areas of fashion and beauty. It was totally fitting that Shay was in attendance because, let’s face it, the girl knows how to pull off the most amazing beauty and fashion looks!

We loved how Shay kept her hair simple yet stylish with her signature loose, messy waves. Proving summer is not over yet, she showed off her beautifully bronzed complexion which looked great paired with those smokey eyes. Tying the look together, Shay decided on a unique and sexy pink shade for her lips.

To get this look, try using Mac Satin Lipstick in Rebel. This shade is perfect for the summer but it could also be used during the fall as well! 

Robin Williams Video to Youtube Before Death!

How heartwarming. Before taking his own life on Aug. 11, Robin Williams sent a video message to a terminally ill young mother, 21, who hoped to meet the actor before she died. Vivian Waller’s husband recently released the personal message in hopes of showing the world ‘how awesome a person Robin was.’ Watch the video

Why Did Chris Martin Choose Jennifer Lawrence?!

Chris feels he is dating someone who has everything he’s been missing out on in the past 11 years,” a source revealed to The Sun newspaper about the new romance, according to Daily Mail.

Chris is loving his relationship with Jennifer and says the Oscar-winner is a hoot. 

“Jennifer is loads of fun and they can’t stop laughing when they are together,” the source continued.

The Coldplay frontman says Jennifer has given him a “new lease of life,” the source reportedly told The Sun. “Jennifer doesn’t take herself too seriously and when she is not filming she just wants to hang out and have a good time.”

Chris and Jennifer have reportedly been “spending quality time together” since June, E! News reported. Their shocking romance comes fresh off their recent splits with Gwyneth and Nicholas Hoult, 24.

Jennifer and Chris began seeing other soon after her split with Nicholas, and around three months after Chris and Gwyneth announced their “conscious uncoupling.”

The couple met up at a Coldplay concert after party at Kensington Roof Gardens in London on July 1, according to a report.

“They were talking the whole time and being really flirty,” an eyewitness told the outlet. “There was a whole party of people wanting Chris’ attention, but his eyes were only on her.” So cute!

Khloe Kardashian Send a Love Message to Lamar Odom

“As long as there’s a moon I will always think of you,” Khloe’s message

Khloe’s Instagram post was shared just hours after French made his first appearance on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, where they flaunted their relationship to the Kardashian family for the first time.

However, the message could be interpreted for Lamar. On the Aug. 17 episode, Khloe defended her ex after he crashed her date with French. Residual feelings for her former husband could still be heavy on her heart. She’s admitted that she will worry about Lamar for the rest of her life, even after their split.

French and Khloe have been dating for a few months now and they seem so happy together. He’s really allowed her to open up since her nasty split from Lamar. French recently spoke up in an interview about his new love.

Khloe and French’s romance continues to heat up. French is already calling her by a nickname! French said “That’s my Koko,” in an interview with New York Daily News.

In the interview, he couldn’t resist raving about the new lady his life.

“She’s a real cool down to earth person,” he said in the interview. “I don’t think a lot of people get to meet her to find that out.”

Khloe recently starred in French’s music video for his song “Don’t Panic.” These two seem like the perfect couple and it’s great to see Khloe so happy after heartbreak.

What You Didnt See On TrueBlood?

What the f**k do you mean you don’t want it?” Jessica (and all of us) asked Bill (Stephen Moyer) after he refused the Hep V cure. Sookie (Anna Paquin) was totally on board with Jessica. Bill didn’t know how to explain his reasoning and this further infuriated Sookie.

“Whatever this is, whatever you’re doing, you don’t get to hide behind the word “fate,” Sookie told Bill.

Bill was dead serious about his chioce. “I’m choosing the true death,” he confessed. Are you serious?! 

Jessica read every True Blood fans’ mind and slapped Bill. Sookie followed suit and slapped him multiple times. All this time, Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) was baffled by the events in front of him. However, he stopped Sookie from slapping Bill for a third time. 

Then, Jessica broke mine (and Bill’s) heart. “I want you to release me,” Jessica asked. And Bill did it. He actually did it. Not going to lie, there were a few tears in my eyes as Bill told her he was so proud of the vampire she had become.

Sookie and Jessica headed to Sam’s (Sam Trammel) trailer to find him gone. He left Sookie a letter saying he was heading out of Bon Temps with Nicole. He wasn’t going to miss out on his baby growing up. He was willing to leave his life behind for that. He told Sookie that he loved her and closed the letter. (More tears.)

Bill’s two most important ladies headed to Bellefleur’s to get rid of all the doom and gloom. Lafayette (Nelsan Ellis) and James (Nathan Parsons) were there. Awkward alert! Apparently, Sam left Andy a letter, too. But it was just his resignation letter.

James apologized to Jessica about  how everything with Lafayette went down. She admitted she didn’t know very much about James, like Lafayette had said. She also apologized for not getting to know James better. Jessica asked if he was happy with James and he said YES!

Bridget was still super pissed that Hoyt didn’t want to have kids. This was apparently NOT a part of her plan. Hoyt didn’t entirely say no, he just didn’t know if that was “where he was at.”

Then, Bridget got jealous. She asked about Jessica. The very-glamoured Hoyt had no idea who she was. Bridget asked where he was while she was packing up the house. Initially, he lied, but then opened up about his little trip to Bill’s.

Hoyt basically told Bridget not to read too much into the situation, but she was exactly right. Hoyt just didn’t know that yet. They had totally made up, but then Jessica knocked on the door. (Bad timing much, Jess?)

Jessica dropped a bomb on both Hoyt and Bridget by telling them she knew Hoyt, but he didn’t know her. She came to tell Hoyt about their relationship. She confessed that they had lived together and they were so happy. Bridget was totally confused and upset. She wanted to Jessica to leave, but Hoyt couldn’t help but listen.

That’s when Bridget gave him an ultimatum. He either stayed with her or left with Jessica.

He chose Jessica.

Jessica told Hoyt about Bill refusing the cure. She was angry, like we all would be, about Bill turning down the chance to stay alive. Jessica admitted that the only person she wanted to talk to was him. “You were first man that I ever really loved,” she said. (AW!)

After Jessica had calmed down, he wanted her to tell him their story. This might produce some major tears.

Over at Bellefleur’s Sookie told Arlene (Carrie Preston) about Bill’s condition. Sookie asked Arlene how she moved on after Terry’s death. Arlene’s advice was simple: Make up your mind that you want to.

Eric went to see Bill and confess that he understood Bill’s feelings about death, but he still came for Sookie. “Everythign I’m doing I’m doing for her,” Bill said. He wanted her to learn to love someone else.

Bill also discussed the fact that part of the reason they were so attracted to her was because she was a faerie. Um, no. Sookie, in return, was attracted to their darkness. More no.

“Like a moth to a flame, she always returns to me,” Bill said. Cocky much? (Whatever. I’ll always be a Sookie/Eric fan no matter what.)

Bill did have a final request for Eric. He wanted Eric to reach out to Sookie so he could talk to her. Eric wasn’t a fan of being a liaison between Sookie and Bill, but he agreed.

Jason bolted to Hoyt’s to find him and Jessica together. In a very season four way, Hoyt punched him out cold. Bridget got Jason in his squad car and started driving him to the hospital. He didn’t want any of that, so he offered to let her stay at his place.

As he came to, Jason had a few important words for Bridget:

“We ain’t going to have sex tonight…I hope you understand,” he said. (Jason is just THE best.) Later, Bridget was frantic to get back to Anchorage and Jason cutely helped her out. He left her in his bedroom while he slept in his living room chair. Bridget couldn’t sleep and she talked with Jason all night. He told her the story of how he and Hoyt became best friends. The trials and tribulations of their relationship.

He admitted that everything changed for Hoyt when Jessica walked into his life. After Jason’s betrayal, Hoyt had told Jason that there was something inside of him that was missing. Jason had never forgotten that. He felt sorry for Bridget because the stars had aligned in Hoyt and Jessica’s favor for a second time.

“You just happened to pick a guy who just happened to already meet the girl who he was supposed to be with,” Jason said.

Oh yeah. All of this is while Hoyt and Jessica were passionately making love. “Hoyt and Jessica belong together,” Jason said. There’s no denying that now.

Later, Jason told Bridget that he really wanted kids. (Music to our ears!) Bridget confessed that Hoyt was wrong about Jason. “There’s nothing inside of you that’s missing. Everything that a man is supposed to be is already in there.”

Just so you know, Jason and Bridget are the most adorable two people on the planet. Bridget’s biggest secret was that she let someone cheat off of her on a test while Jason really like pink. Can these two just get married?

Meanwhile, the Yakuza brought Sarah (Anna Camp) up from her cell. She literally thought she was going to die. But no, Pam just wanted her back to blonde. (Us too.)

After Eric had helped Sookie and Bill yet again, he was a bit frustrated. The most shocking reveal of all happened on Eric’s end.

He said he would have sex with Ginger! Ginger was overwhelmed with happiness and she wanted to do it on the throne. She straddled Eric and then it was over. Eric was slightly confused and concerned about Ginger’s well-being.

Eric didn’t think too much of it and went to find Pam. When he walked into the dungeon, he found Pam locked up, and there was a wooden stake hanging directly over her heart. Mr. Gus Jr. was done with his lies. Each cutting of the ropes brought the stake closer to Pam. He demanded to know where Sookie lived or Pam would bite the dust.