President Barack Obama Rocks Michelle

For his second term, President Barack Obama will be making big changes! The President kicked off his hilarious White House Correspondents' Dinner speech at the Washington Hilton in Washington, D.C. on Saturday, Apr. 27 by joking, "Second term, baby!"

"I recognize that this job can take a toll on you. I understand that second term you need a burst of new energy and try some new things," Obama, 51, said. "My team and I talked about it and we're willing to try anything, so we borrowed one of Michelle's tricks."

He then launched a slideshow of funny Photoshopped images of himself sporting his wife's famous new bangs. "I think this looked pretty good, but no bounce."

The President also made a joke about the controversy surrounding Jay-Z and Beyonce's recent visit to Cuba. "I've got 99 problems and now Jay-Z is one," he quipped.

After Obama's speech, Conan O'Brien took the stage and kept the jokes coming. The late night host made a joke about the President's focus on job creation. "Since he was reelected," he said, "the number of popes has doubled and the number of Tonight Show hosts has tripled."

O'Brien, 50, also compared the Correspondent's Dinner to a high school cafeteria. "Fox is the jocks . . . bloggers are the goths . . . NPR is the table for kids with peanut allergies," he joked. "Al-Jazeera is the weird foreign exchange student nobody talks to."

Jessayln Gilsig To Heather Morris: 'You're Going To Be A Great Mama!'

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Awww! That's so sweet!!

We just found out that Heather Morris is having her first baybay with her longtime boyfriend Taylor Hubbell, and even though she's only three months along, her Glee costar Jessalyn Gilsig already thinks she's gonna be one badass mama.

The 41-year-old actress said:

"Oh, she’s going to be an amazing mother. She’s a fantastic, fantastic woman. That’s a lucky baby."

Miz Gilsig also revealed that the 26-year-old's pregnancy was "totally unexpected," and although the expectant couple isn't married, she does see them tying the knot in the future.

We're glad that Jessayln is giving Heather kudos because this is definitely her time to shine!!

Kim Kardashian Has Only Put On 23 Pounds Since She Got Pregnant

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Well, hopefully, this will FINALLY put all of these horrible, thoughtless rumors to rest!

Kim Kardashian's weight has been under an enormous amount of scrutiny during her pregnancy, which tabloids alleging that since announcing she was with child, she's put on up to 200 pounds, is afraid Kanye West will cheat on her, and is considering a post-birth tummy tuck!

Yeah! It's so ridiculous and horrible that even Gwyneth Paltrow is telling folks to back off!

But according to new reports, the reality starlet is lashing out at one particular article from In Touch, titled "I Can't Stop Eating" and featuring a photo of her demolishing an ice cream cone…because she can prove that significant portion of it is made up!

Sources reveal that the reality starlet went in for a check-up last week, which confirmed that despite rumors of a 65-pound weight gain, she's only up to 151 pounds…which means that she's gained a mere total of 23 so far!

Furthermore, the 'ice cream' photo from the magazine was actually a shot of her in Monaco in 2009…and she was actually only eating sugar-and-dairy-free yogurt with strawberries!

Which we think is ESPECIALLY silly, since she has been spotted eating ice cream since she got pregnant!

AND SHE SHOULD BE ABLE TO WITHOUT HAVING TO FEEL BAD ABOUT IT!

How many times can we say "there's a LIVING THING inside of her that NEEDS nourishment?"

They call it "eating for two" for a REASON, folks!

Hang in there, gurl! You're in our thoughts!